If I were a...

I "borrowed" this idea from Fat Bridesmaid who "borrowed" it from someone she knows. I've added a couple of my own for good measure.

If I were a month, I'd be...December.

If I were a day, I'd be...Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be...9:00 p.m.

If I were a font, I'd be...wingdings.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be a...penguin (does that count?)

If I were a direction, I'd be...north.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a...chaise lounge.

If I were a drink, I'd be a...mango margarita.

If I were a gemstone, I'd be...tanzanite.

If I were a tree, I'd be a...magnolia tree.

If I were a tool, I'd be a...Garmin Forerunner 305.

If I were a flower, I'd be a...hibiscus.

If I were an element of weather, I'd be...lightening.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a...banjo.

If I were a color, I'd be...sage.

If I were an emotion, I'd be...hope.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a...blueberry.

If I were an element, I'd be...Calcium.

If I were a car, I'd be a...Smart Car.

If I were a food, I'd be a...pizza.

If I were a movie, I'd be...a dramedy.

If I were a place, I'd be an...all inclusive resort.

If I were a material, I'd be...dri-fit.

If I were a taste, I'd be...sweet.

If I were a scent, I'd be...vanilla amber.

If I were a room in a house, I'd be a...bedroom.

If I were a dessert, I'd be a...chocolate souffle.

If I were a body part, I'd be...lips.

If I were a song, I'd be sung by...Adele.

If I were a bird, I'd be a...flamingo.

If I were a gift, I'd be...wrapped in pretty paper.

If I were a city, I'd be...Paris.

If I were a door, I'd be...open.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be...flip flops.

If I were a season, I'd be...autumn.

If I were art, I'd be a...scenic painting.

What would you be?